My lurid dating career started when a white trash boy who would later go on to jail gave me a dozen roses and chocolates - and I agreed to go out with him even though I knew nothing about him. All my friends dated him too, after me, and this began a cycle that only ended when we stopped being friends.
I don't remember a Valentine's Day when I was actually with someone. Maybe Troy in college, but that's it. And we always held Sweetest's Day in October, another made up holiday in higher regard since that was always a happy time for us and less pressure.
This year is no different - I started seeing someone a few weeks ago and held off blogging about him, but alas he dumped me on Sunday which is fine because I probably would have dumped him anyway. This fact didn't stop me from being depressed and in a bad mood most of yesterday morning - until I went to lunch with a couple assistants from other houses and managed to step in a giant puddle.
Then getting dumped by a 33 year old seemed funny.
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OMG -- I'm sorry for your misfortune and that you got dumped, but that last comment was frigging hilarious!!! Stupid guys with STDs...He probably just didn't want to buy anything for you.
Valentines Day - ba-humbug!
I do like mum does when it comes to birthdays - she doesn't acknowledge them (hence, she's still 25). Therefor, Valentine's Day does not exist for me... it's crap that it exists for everybody else, though, because I kinda want the flowers and candy (but not the huge ass that comes along with it - and that's double meaning!)... can't have it both ways, can you?
Last year, I got a teddy bear from a friend, but nothing from the guy I was dating - he didn't even call. Now how's that for fun on Valentine's Day?
/Hart
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