1. Buy a couple country CDs that echo exactly what you're feeling (Rascal Flatts: Feels Like Today and Sugarland)
2. Get drunk on PBR with your best friend who broke your heart and be able to laugh together again
3. Pick up a homemade Chrismukah bush from your dad via the UPS Store
4. Get an orgasm before 11am from someone you love
5. See a deer carcass strapped to a minivan cross the GWB
6. Put on your altered winter coat from last year and realize that you've accomplished something you never thought possible, or that you were capable of
7. Close your eyes and picture yourself at your college graduation party in a hick bar with your best friends and family in one room, open your eyes and see the Empire State Building, the Hudson River, and your neighborhood in one glance
8. Discuss at length how Rascal Flatts uses branding to be successful
9. Count the many, many blessings you have and how many people care about you
10. Have faith that you will always be the girl you have always been regardless of what size pants you wear, how long your hair is, where you work or how often you fail
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