Ode to Vera Wang

On my excursion to Bloomingdale's with Michelle, I decided that since she had already BEEN married (and thus the fun of wedding dresses had declined) that we would go try on dresses we couldn't afford on the couture floor.





This Vera Wang gown off the rack was sale priced at around $600 (originally it was about $1,000). It was a size too big here, but I couldn't let myself look that fabulous without a higher credit limit (and frankly, a really HOT pair of shoes).

But I will put it out there. Any guy that a) buys me this dress and b) gives me a fun occasion in which to wear it, I will sleep with you. Possibly multiple times.

I love this dress so much that I'd get back with my bad exes for it. I wish that it was socially acceptable to get married in a red dress. (What ever stopped me from being socially unacceptable before, you asked? Unfortunately though, at the reception the DJ would have to play "Lady in Red" and I would be in prison about four minutes later (but I'd be wearing the dress).