Have I Ever?

For details on this, check the post before this (STEALING FROM REID)

Snuck out of the house: my parents were really dumb and put a "barbie door" (a little model glass deck door from trade shows) on ground level outside with a shelf that was level with it on the inside. So I'd climb on the shelf and wiggle my ass out of that door and I was safe. (I also could have just walked out of the back door and snuck around the house, but that wasn't nearly as 007 of me.)
Gotten lost in your city - mostly on the Lower East Side.... without Todd or D or a map I have NO idea where I am.
Been to any other countries besides the united states: Netherlands, England, Czech Republic & Belguim
Had a serious surgery – egg retrievals - three of em! I love anathesia
Gone out in public in your pajamas – of course. My favorite was running across Henry St in a snowstorm to get ice cream and beer in Bklyn
Kissed a stranger – yeah, but he wasn't a stranger for long!
Been arrested – surprisingly, no.
Laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose – yeah recently - except it was beer. Not sure when, but I know its happened multiple times since I was 21
Swore at your parents – yeah when I wanted to go to Holland. I told my dad to fuck off and he tossed me out of the house, and then begged for me to come back.
Been in love – yes... with Kevin in h.s.
Been close to love – twice. I love Troy... even though he's bitter now thanks to me, and I am really really close to loving Todd if I don't already.
Been to a casino – I got forbidden from Treasure Il
Skinny-dipped - last summer .. Jeremiah kept trying to push his junk into me... I hate when guys do that.
Skipped school – ALL THE TIME in high school. I used to drive for hours - I don't think I went to a fifth of my senior year.
Seen a therapist - No, although a drunk guy suggested it.
.Done the splits - never been able to.. not that flexible!
Gotten stitches – I should have lots of times.... but I always avoid it somehow
Bitten someone – I'm pretty sure i bit todd... and I think one or two other boyfs...
Been to Niagara Falls - never - Todd promised me we'd go though..
Gotten the chicken pox – yeah but I don't remember it.
Been dumped - of course! I say only twice, but I think its actually up to four or five times...
Shoplifted – never from a store I didn't work at
Been fired – only from Wal-mart
Had a crush on someone of the same sex - yes, of course (my cousin Josh's friend Nikki was HOT!
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - doing that right now
Lied to a friend - when I'm watching one of my shows on TV, I ignore my friends calls and then call them back later and say I didn't hear it
Had a crush on a teacher - yeah ... my h.s. debate teacher - he forgot who I was the next year...
Slept with a co-worker – Does a boss's son count?
Driven over 400 miles in one day – I'm sure I have - how many miles is it from Winona to the Twin Cities?
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show – yeah Josh & nikki were obssessed.
Thrown up in a bar – in Prague I puked in the toilet sitting in an inch of water.. and had a very similar experience in Alphabet City
Purposely set a part of myself on fire – no, but lots of my bipolar exes have with me as the witness
Met someone in person from the internet: yes. One didn't have an upper lip and the other one fucked with me (literally - he used me for sex, the bald bastard!)
Fired a gun: I shot my dad's rifle when I was 13, and it knocked me over. Haven't touched a gun since.
Taken painkillers: I took codeine when I was 14 and had pleurasy (sp?) - a kid in my class who later went to jail asked me if I had any extra to sell. Gotta love Wisconsin.